The Lamp Tie Rap
I will now rap a rhyme about lamp ties:
I went outside and it was damp
I got knocked down ‘cause my tie was a lamp
I started to jerk and do a shocking dance
I looked so weird I had to move to France
Check out my tie
I’m an electrifying guy
I can cook an apple pie
I can make stir fry
Don’t need no oven
Just need my tie
Yo
