Why Are Musicians So Weird?
Why are musicians so weird? I was talking to some musician friends about how I didn't think you could really escape a subterranean cave large enough to hold an ocean at the center of the earth through the conduit of an active volcano by riding in a giant clam shell shaped fire-proof vessel and being pushed up and out the throat of the volcano by a lava eruption. And even if you could, and you survived being thrown through the air a great distance and landed in a tree, that you could remain totally unhurt yet suffer the loss of your pantaloons. And they all looked at me funny.
